unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person
I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER
Anonymous said: Is your dick hard?
no but life is
holy shit this is the best 3D god I’ve ever fucking seen fuck that white line bullshit and learn from this master
fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card
I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.
you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping